Backfire: Biker Jokes
Joke of the Month: Here’s one from Cruiser Customizing member Greg Porter,
a Shadow rider: A biker decides to go for a ride when he finds that the
zipper on his leather jacket is broken. No bother, rather than scrub
the ride, he just turns the jacket around and slips his arms through.
Well, after a glorious few hours, he begins to get a bit road weary, so
he pulls the bike over and lies down under a billboard. While sleeping,
his bike’s kickstand slowly sinks into the soft earth and falls over.
Passersby mistake this for a crash scene, so they dial 911 for the
sleeping bro’. First an ambulance arrives, and then a few minutes later
a State Trooper pulls up on his Harley. The trooper whips out his pad
and pen and demands of the medic, “Is he all right?” The flabbergasted
medic replies, “Well, he was fine until we turned his head in the right
direction!”
More humor in a V-twin: A seasoned old cruiser gets
pulled over for doing 66 mph in a 65. The hard-nosed rookie officer
demands of the biker “Let me see your license. You were going one mile
per hour over the speed limit.” The biker replies, well I can show you
the license of the guy whose bike I just stole, it’s in the saddle
bag.” “Wh-a-a-a-a-t?” the rookie cop demands, “You stole the bike?”
“Sure did,” the biker replies, “I’ve got his license next to the gun I
shot the owner with. May I get it for you, Officer?” Now the rookie was
really freaked. He takes two steps backwards, and calls for back-up.
Hearing the details over the radio, the Captain himself responds to the
call. When the Captain arrives, he demands to see the license and regi,
and the biker quickly and politely complies. Flabbergasted, the Captain
demands, “Why, the junior officer here said that you just stole this
bike and that you shot its owner.” “Right” the cruiser responds coolly, “and he probably told you that I was speeding, too!”
And those well-known quotes about motorcycles through history? Suzuki Volusia rider Ed Thompson
reminds us that motorcycles were the true rides of choice in Biblical
times. Just see this quote concerning King David: “The roar of his
Triumph was heard throughout Israel!”
The last word, comes to us from my old buddy Jeff Medved. Jeff is the
nephew of that big Russian dude in the old black and white film footage
you see on TV getting shot with a cannon ball in his gut. Jeff, for
sending this pic you are the wind beneath our wings, plus a few pounds
of air pressure in the tires!
Don’t need no milk bottle,
When my hand’s on the throttle;
Perched on my throne,
I’m Bad to the Bone!
Thanks, Cruisers, for your contributions to Newsletter # 70. Keep those
letters coming. Don’t forget the March Madness Sales Event below. Ride
well and keep the shiny side (including all those accessories from
Cruiser Customizing like pipes, windshield, and other personalizations)
up.
Miles Davis, (Pavandas)
Editor, Cruiser Customizing News
